Marge: Homer, is this how you pictured married life? Homer: Or what? You'll release the dogs or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you? Homer: My dad's a disgrace, just like Bart's dad, me!īart Simpson (spelling "Impervious" in a spelling B): I.M.P Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. Homer: Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive? Homer: How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. Homer: I gotta go Moe my damn weiner kids are listening They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked! Homer: Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. Marge: Homer! There's someone here who can help you. Homer: I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman! They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday. Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal. ![]() Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon? He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star. (laughs, then pauses) So, to answer you question, I don't know Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man. Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services! Homer's Brain: Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts! Homer: Aw, twenty dollars! I wanted a peanut! Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son." Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.īart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to. Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said. Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out. Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart. Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning. Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.īart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy? Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa. 'How's the world treating you, Mr.Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?.'A Simpsons 'Show's Too Short' Story' Narrator.Castellaneta released a comedy album "I Am Not Homer", and wrote and starred in a one-person show titled "Where Did Vincent van Gogh?". ![]() In 1999, he appeared in the Christmas special Olive, the Other Reindeer (1999) and won an Annie Award for his portrayal of the Postman. He also occasionally guest starred on shows like Friends (1994) and How I Met Your Mother (2005). Castellaneta also had voice roles in several other programs, including Futurama (1999), Sibs (1991) and Darkwing Duck (1991), The Adventures of Dynamo Duck (1990), The Batman (2004), Back to the Future (1991), Aladdin (1994), Taz-Mania (1991) and Hey Arnold! (1996). Castellaneta is best known for voicing Homer Simpson on the animated series The Simpsons (1989) (as well as other characters on the show such as Abraham "Grampa" Simpson, Barney Gumble, Krusty the Clown, Sideshow Mel, Groundskeeper Willie, Mayor Quimby, and Hans Moleman). Daniel Louis Castellaneta is an American actor, voice actor, comedian and television writer.
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